Get secret email accounts

Posted on January 16, 2011 by

In this digital age a lot of cheaters correspond by email. This is especially true if you actually met the girl online. You don’t want your girl seeing messages you sent or received from your hookup do you? The easiest thing to do is to get yourself a second account from a free email service. I recommend hotmail or yahoo.

Don’t just go and sign up. Make sure you have learned how to cover your tracks online first with a browser that’s not saving any web history, logins, or cookies. If you’re using Google Chrome in incognito mode as I have recommended, then all the traces of what you’ve done online will be gone once you close the browser.

This is a really easy thing to do an will ease your mind a lot. Much like hiding text messages and your phone call history, when your girl has a chance she will read through your email.

You can earn bonus trust points by leaving your main email up on the screen one day. This will show that you have nothing to hide. She will see your email, look through it, find nothing, and she’ll feel good about you.

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Don’t change your mood with your girl

Posted on January 15, 2011 by

What do I mean? One thing that will set of alarms in your girl’s head is when you start treating her differently with no explanation. There are usually two ways that you’ll start acting differently. You’ll either become the nice guy, or the mean guy.

The nice guy.

Don’t start doing overly nice things for your girlfriend if you haven’t before. She will become highly suspicious of you. If you haven’t ever spontaneously bought her flowers, don’t start now. Same goes for buying her gifts, taking her on trips, and being romantic.

When some guys cheat they tend to feel guilty about it and that manifests itself in the form of being nice to their girl. She will notice and become suspicious and she will start to dig. Don’t do it.

The mean guy.

Some guys get mean when they’re cheating. They get very defensive when confronted even with innocent questions. For example if you’ve been out hooking up after work and you come home and your girlfriend asks where you were and you get defensive and fire back at her with “why do you want to know”, or something like that, she will instantly be suspicious. Just tell her you had to drop by the post office/store/run an errand/etc. Just don’t make your lie too big or something where she would ask followup questions. Don’t tell her you went to see a friend in the hospital or something like that because she’s definitely want more details.

Basically what you want to do is treat your girl the same way you always have. Be who you always have been.

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If you run into an escort in public when you’re with your girlfriend

Posted on January 14, 2011 by

This happened to me once when I was with my girfriend in the grocery store. I saw her from a good distance at first and I thought she looked familiar but I brushed it off. About 10 minutes later we turned down an aisle and there she was headed right towards us from about halfway down the aisle. I caught her eye and she caught mine. She knew who I was.  My heart was pounding. What would she say to me? Would my girlfriend see how nervous I was? What would happen?

The escort just walked right past me. Didn’t wave. Didn’t speak. Didn’t even acknowledge me. This was early on for me. I’ve since learned that there’s an unwritten rule with escorts. If you see her in public don’t speak to her and she won’t speak to you. You never know; she may be with her boyfriend or kids who may or may not know what she does.

In short, just don’t worry about it. She’ll pretend you don’t exist and you do the same for her. Remember, she doesn’t want to be outed as an escort anymore than you want to be outed as someone who hooked up with one!

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Don’t lock your phone

Posted on January 13, 2011 by

It doesn’t matter if she says she trusts you or if you’ve never even acted strangely, you can bet your life that when your girl has a chance she looks through your phone at your call history and your text messages. You have two options with this:

Delete text messages and calls. This can be laborious and there’s always a chance she will get ahold of your phone before you see that last missed call or unread text message. If she see’s a call or message from a girl she doesn’t know, she will be all over you.

Another downside to this method is your cellphone bill. With most carriers it not only comes in the mail, but is also available online and it lists every call you’ve made, when you made it, and how long the call was. If your girl has access to the bill she will be checking it and she will notice that 20 minute call you made to a strange number at 3AM.

The best thing you can do is get a disposable phone. A tracfone is what I use. You can get a phone for 10 bucks, service for about 5 bucks a month. No contract. You don’t even need a credit card. No traces, perfect. Use this phone to communicate with your new girl. Now you can not only communicate freely with your hookup; you also don’t have to be worried about your girlfriend finding anything in your main phone. Keep the tracfone on silent mode stupid… You don’t want a mysterious second phone ringing or beeping one day.

Don’t ever lock your main phone!

If you lock your main phone and she tries to look through it she’s going to instantly suspect you’re hiding something and start digging into things more and keeping a close eye on you. You don’t want this. You’re going to appear doubly guilty if you haven’t locked your phone before and you suddenly start.

Advanced: Turn that shit around on her.

If you just feel like messing with her for looking through your shit, try this. Lock your main phone ( you went and got the tracfone so there’s really nothing to hide, right? ). Now when she see’s this lock she may be confront you right away even though it means blowing her cover. When she confronts you turn it back on her and ask her why she’s looking through your phone. Now unlock it for her and tell her to look. Make her do it right there. When she’s see’s nothing is there, really lay into her and tell her how you feel violated and how you can’t trust her. You only locked your phone to keep people at work/school/gym/etc from messing with it while you’re in the office/lab/shower/whatever. Not only will this get you some trust points, she might try to make it up to you in a “creative” way.

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Choose your hookup spot wisely

Posted on January 12, 2011 by

I highly recommend you do not hook up at your place.

When it’s ok to hook up at your place:

  • You are 100% absolutely certain that your girl will not be coming home. The only times I’ve hooked up at my place, my girl has been out of town, out of state. No chance of a pop-in there!
  • You do not have any close neighbors. If you live in a subdivision, you can guarantee that your neighbors are watching. This could especially be bad if you are your girl are friends with neighbors. Some may say something to her.

When it’s not ok to hook up at your place.

  • When you girl is at work. Just because she’s at work doesn’t mean shit. She may decide to surprise you on her lunch break, she might be sick, or she may simply have gotten done early. You simply don’t know when she might show up. Don’t risk it.
  • You have close neighbors. If you live in a subdivision or apartment complex, assume your neighbors are watching and that they will tell your girlfriend.

So where do I hook up?

The best place is her place. Simple as that. Don’t try to disguise yourself or anything like that. The more you try to hide yourself, the more attention you will draw. It sounds counterintuitive but that’s just how it is. This is the same way that police work. They look for people acting suspicious because those people stand out like a sore thumb.

Never meet up in public!

This should be obvious but I’ve known quite a few guys who got busted because someone they didn’t even know saw them and told their girlfriend. If you think you live in a big city just start noticing the people around you and how often you encounter those people in places you haven’t seen them before. It really is a small world. Your girlfriend’s friends are everywhere and you don’t know them all but you can bet your ass if they see you hugged up with some other girl they will whip out their phone so fast it will break the sound barrier.

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Don’t bring home an STD

Posted on January 10, 2011 by

If you bring home herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, or something worse, there is no way to get out from under that with your girl. She will resent you forever and even if she doesn’t break up with you, your relationship will never be the same and she will never ever trust you again.

So just wrap up your junk. I know it sucks and doesn’t feel as good but neither does a burning pain when you have to pee. Think about it.

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Don’t tell your dumbass friends

Posted on January 9, 2011 by

No matter who you’re hooking up with; no matter how hot she is or how good she licks your asshole, don’t tell your stupid friends. I cannot stress this enough! You have two types of friends:

Type A: The friend who wants to fuck your girlfriend.

Type B: The “good guy”.

The problem with Type A is obvious. He will go and tell your girlfriend in hopes that she will be so pissed at you that she will fuck him. And she probably will.

Type B is just as bad though the motives are different. The “good guy” will tell your girlfriend just because he doesn’t think what you’re doing is right.

In either case, you’re fucked. So don’t tell anyone or it will come out. I promise you that.

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Finding an escort

Posted on January 8, 2011 by

So you’ve decided to hook up with an escort. First you need to find one. Craigslist used to be my go-to site, but they cut out all their escort listings. Backpage.com is where you want to be now. That’s where all the escorts migrated to.

Depending on the size of your city you may have  a few listings or you may have hundreds a day. How to choose? First things first: about half of the ads are going to be spam. The spam ads advertise massage parlors, drugs, or other bullshit. Just disregard those. Other ads try to get you to sign up with porn site, live webcam site or other crap. These are pretty easy to pick out. They are ambiguous and don’t provide a phone number or prices.

How to avoid the popo.

When popo puts up ads he does it in the same way scammers do. Police can’t blatantly advertise money for sex so just avoid ads altogether that don’t mention money.

What to look for in a legit escort ad:

A phone number. You need to get in touch with your new girl afterall. 99% of escorts provide a phone number. 1% accept appointments by email only.

There should be some mention of money. She may have  a “special” going, or list prices for 30 minutes, an hour, 2 hours or more. It varies widely from one girl to the next.

So you found a girl that looks like what you want. Now what?

Whoa there pardner! You need to do your due diligence. You need to do a bit of research. One thing you can do is monitor the listings for a few weeks to see if she keeps posting. Most girls will post at least every couple of days.

You can also do a simple google search for the girl’s phone number to see if she’s posting on other ad sites. Most girls post on multiple ad sites. She may also have ads in other cities. Escorts tend to travel a good bit. Especially the higher end one’s.

The best thing you can do is sign up with TER. You may have noticed some girls mention a “TER ID”. TER, or the erotic review, is a website where guys posts reviews on escorts they’ve seen. The free reviews will give you a very general idea of what a girl is like. Personally, I pay the 20 bucks a month for the premium membership. You get to see exactly what services a girl will perform. I know, I know. You just started reading and I’m already selling you shit. Trust me, TER is awesome.

In upcoming posts will talk about calling your new escort and other important points.

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Hook up with an Escort

Posted on January 8, 2011 by

So you’ve never hooked up with an escort? Let me tell you, it’s awesome and it can be safe if you do it the right way. Your girlfriend won’t swallow? She won’t take it up the ass? She won’t let you come on her face? Your escort will! Ok, she might not but you can ask her up front. You get exactly what you want with an escort. She’s knows a lot of her clients have girlfriends or wives and she doesn’t want you to get in trouble anymore than you do.

Check out other posts in this category to see do’s and dont’s of finding and hooking up with escorts.

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Why are you cheating?

Posted on January 8, 2011 by

Good reasons to cheat:

  1. You’re bored with your girlfriend and you just need some pussy on the side. Let’s face it, after a while you’re doing the same positions with your girlfriend, she’s making the same sounds and it’s just kind of… old. A little hookup here and there will keep you happy and when you’re happy your girl will be too. It’s good for everyone really.
  2. You’re mad at your girlfriend and you want to get back at her in the most passive aggressive way possible (you’re not going to tell her afterall). Did she embarrass you in front of your friends, or nag you to death (again) about something stupid. Get her back. I guarantee you that banging some other girl will release all that pent up frustration and hey, it feels good too.

Bad reasons to cheat:

  1. You’re trying to start a whole new relationship. If you’re really trying to start a whole new relationship with another girl, just man up and break it off with your current girlfriend. Afterall, you can’t maintain two entire relationships at once and you’ll have to do it eventually. Trust me, trying to keep two distinct girls happy who both think you’re “they’re man” will come crashing down on you like a ton of bricks and you’ll lose both.
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